Vendredi, octobre 9, 2009
“Insulting Dinosaur’s is like insulting Jesus”
—My best friend Zach
I am posting this because… well, it’s just a plain-old funny line when seen by itself.
Although Zach, since (remember this is what you told me) there’s no way Jesus could be sacred to you (but, I must say, I heartily applaud your capitalizing the letter “J” despite your utter lack of religious conviction—GRAMMAR is, and will always be, more important than anything or anyone! REMEMBER THAT!), it’s as if, in that statement, you were insulting Dinosaur yourself. Based on the many conversations in which we’ve been engaged throughout the years, I think I can safely claim that you don’t care all that much for Jesus; so, I would’ve assumed that you’d have found the comparison itself offensive.
Anyway, Jesus, whether he was a man or a God or a man who was the son of a God, would probably have been a huge fan of Dinosaur (His favorite would be the one in Rochester, NY).

“Insulting Dinosaur’s is like insulting Jesus”

—My best friend Zach

I am posting this because… well, it’s just a plain-old funny line when seen by itself.

Although Zach, since (remember this is what you told me) there’s no way Jesus could be sacred to you (but, I must say, I heartily applaud your capitalizing the letter “J” despite your utter lack of religious conviction—GRAMMAR is, and will always be, more important than anything or anyone! REMEMBER THAT!), it’s as if, in that statement, you were insulting Dinosaur yourself. Based on the many conversations in which we’ve been engaged throughout the years, I think I can safely claim that you don’t care all that much for Jesus; so, I would’ve assumed that you’d have found the comparison itself offensive.

Anyway, Jesus, whether he was a man or a God or a man who was the son of a God, would probably have been a huge fan of Dinosaur (His favorite would be the one in Rochester, NY).

Notes

  1. zachgolden a reblogué ce billet depuis bmkk et a ajouté :
    Well Benjamin, many things...wrote are true, in fact, I don’t think it would
  2. bmkk a publié ce billet